There's that old saying, "The more things change, the more they stay the same." So, where would you overhear these sentences - at the office or at a kindergarten?
*Inspired by McSweeney's
1. "I didn't do it. He/she did it!"
2. "I sat here first!"
3. "Who ate all the cookies?!"
4. "Can you keep a secret?"
5. "Stop being mean to me!"
6. "I thought we were friends."
7. "I don't like him. He's weird."
8. "Can I go home now?"
9. "I'll tell my mommy!"
10. "I'm sleepy. I wanna take a nap."
11. "Can I borrow a pencil?"
12. "Is it playtime yet?"
Both: 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 12
Kindergarten: 9, 11
Office: 4
